I’m not like other people, I’m slightly different. Most people sneeze maybe two or three times and then their done. You may get one or two bless yous until they get sick of saying by the time you sneeze for the third time. Sometimes I get lucky and I only sneeze three times. I almost feel normal for when that happens. Unfortunately that isn’t always the case.
I find myself about six or seven sneezes per session. My brothers don’t even say thank you anymore. They just get annoyed with me and yell at me to shut up. I get it may be annoying, but I understand why they get so mad at me, it’s not like I can control it. It just happens to me out of nowhere.
The highest I ever recored was seventeen sneezes at once. It wasn’t all at once like repetitively, I was at least able to catch my breath in between them, but they just kept on coming. I’ve tried blowing my nose, holding my nose, staring into the light and I couldn’t get the sneezes to stop.
I know it’s abnormal. I’ve never heard of anyone else having this problem before. I think I’m the only guy in the world with compulsive sneezing disorder. I wonder if there’s any treatment I can do or is it something I have to deal with it for the rest of my life. I mean it seems like it affects the people close to me more than anything. I get excited now oping to break the record of seventeen. I’ll get it one day, my brothers will tell you first hand I’ve been practicing.